Hey guys what's going on in this blog

Hey everyone both of you, just thought I'd stop in and see what's up. The lolNHL returns to action soon, tomorrow if you want to count the London games, and next week if you don't. Toronto is probably going to return to the ninth position, mere points out of the playoffs, teasing us yet again with a nice little run at the end only to shit on all of our chests. That's right guys, Pissed-off, bitter Dave is back!

Now if only those assholes Jared and Steve would write again...